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Old 10-08-2002 | 03:21 PM
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I know.......I was just following that context from before. I too thought the "there" was funny.
Old 10-08-2002 | 03:22 PM
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Originally posted by Ledfoot
Yooze guys are great 'n' stuff (My mother was an English teacher...that was just for you magician )

"Keep honking......I'm reloading"
Everybody needs a mother who was an English teacher.

At least you know that "'n'" requires two apostrophes!

Old 10-08-2002 | 03:27 PM
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bad grammar = 30 lashings with a wet noodle

You must understand taht my mother is a 4'-10" Italian lady....hahahaha!
Old 10-08-2002 | 06:17 PM
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[rant]
The computer revolution has slaughtered English grammar. It started with email, and the situation has only continued to deteriorate with the proliferation of handheld devices like pagers and web-enabled phones.

Engineers are the worst offenders (my opinion, of course ), and naturally that's part of the problem. This has always bugged me. Engineers from my college didn't even have an English class credit requirement for graduation. Astonishing, isn't it?

On the other hand, I like to cut my chosen field a little slack... If it weren't for a lax approach to grammar, the field would never have been such a melting pot for immigrants. Nor would international cooperation / collaboration be so prevalent. Thus, despite my feelings about the language, I can't be too serious about all this since I think much good has come from it.

I will say that it's so very refreshing (and rare) to read a technical specification by someone with command over the language. I try to be in that camp, but not I'm not always 100% successful!
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So their!
Old 11-02-2002 | 09:48 PM
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On a tee shirt 20 years ago; "Future Millionaier"
Old 11-02-2002 | 11:26 PM
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those are all pretty good!!
Old 11-03-2002 | 07:04 PM
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what:s you guy talkin" ;bout?

Old 11-03-2002 | 07:05 PM
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O. and Johnny--2k try
[img]http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddim...DMxeTU0MQ%3D%3D[/img]

without the spaces of course.
Old 11-04-2002 | 07:28 AM
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I saw one this summer that said...

"my dog is smarter than your honor student"

Seeing what qualifies as an honor student these days, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if it was true!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Zoechops
[B]I always liked,
Old 11-05-2002 | 11:43 PM
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Originally posted by PeaceLove&S2K
Oh, and..
www.engrish.com



you may have seen some of these, James (wonders if James will see this when he returns in two weeks):
http://www.engrish.com/clothing/


I am going to get out with my camera soon and get some snaps of some of the things we see around here



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