Raptor: i don't care for the last one that much (just me)...BUT the rest were awesome! i think i had a laugh for each one!


lordvagabond: "my other ride is your gf".....LOL me likes!

 

I always liked,
-my kid can beat up your honor student
-honk if you're getting blown

and this does not qualify, but is worth a mention...
Biker T-shirt seen at Ocean City...
-If you can read this... the Bitch fell off

 

I was going to go to work today, but the voices told me to stay home and clean my guns.

 

- The voices in my head really like you

- (twitch) what road rage?

- If you can read this line, your glasses *are* strong enough.

 

"incredible blunder" -- I rest my case. It sounds funny.

 

one i saw at irvine spectrum, at a cart:

powered by: Your Girlfriend


...thought it was hella funny =P

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]"incredible blunder" -- I rest my case.

 

You're (correct use of the word) making my point for me. You keep doing what you said you don't do.

 

Like nHobbes, I like "My other ride is your g/f" best!



"Save your breath to blow up your date" is great too. Doesn't everyone do that??

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]You're (correct use of the word) making my point for me.