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Old 07-15-2004, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Dark_Sub_Rosa,Jul 15 2004, 01:24 PM
i went to austin peay.. our slogan was "Lets Go Peay" and my last semseter a huge uproar got started because an off-campus bookstore made shirts that said "Show Your Peayness"


Oh, man, I actually laughed out loud from that one!
Old 07-15-2004, 11:17 AM
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I once had a bumper sticker that read:

OFF & DIE

It was on my car for a week until it was ripped off by a disaproving family member I paid $5 for that sticker idiot!
Old 07-15-2004, 05:47 PM
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This thread really got me thinking about some of the funniest bumper stickers I had seen. So rather than actually doing work I sent an email to coworkers to stop by my office with the funniest ones they had seen.

This is the list that I thought were funniest. At least these are the ones that best fit MY personality. Hope you all enjoy!!!!!
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It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!

Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!

Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time

Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!

Your child may be an honors student, but You're still an idiot.

I don't care, I don't have to.

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
Old 07-15-2004, 05:56 PM
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Well, a sperm is a sperm. This is not the Olympics.
Old 07-15-2004, 06:11 PM
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Well how about these???

Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?

I'm going nuck'in futz.

I am multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time!

If I throw A Stick, Will You Leave?
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I have one I'm saving for the right car -

[I]Dare to Keep Cops off Donuts

Like someone elses car
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And just one more. H8 to blow my load all in one day but . .. . ..

"To all you virgins out there, thanks for nothing!"

I kinda like that one!!!!!
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Ah, these are great!
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A few more that I absolutely love:

"You can't fix stupid"
"Your lips keep moving... but all I hear is "Blah Blah Blah..."
"All ya gotta do is just gimme that wink."

And my personal favorite -- a saying I've actually used at work with the people that work for me!

"I'll Try To Be Nicer If You Try To Be Smarter"
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