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Old 09-24-2008 | 12:08 PM
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The republic of texas is part of america?

Who didn't know he was ghey?
Old 09-24-2008 | 12:09 PM
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OMG! Sheriff Lobo is gay?

No wonder he kept chasing BJ & the bear!
Old 09-24-2008 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by s2ko,Sep 24 2008, 07:13 AM
If I remember the joke correctly it is, If Texas is bordered to the south by the Gulf of Mexico, by the Sabine River on the east, and the Rio Grande on the west, why doesn't Texas float away? Because Oklahoma sucks.
Old 09-24-2008 | 12:14 PM
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I read this on a bathroom wall once:

"Here I sit
my cheeks a flexin.
Givin birth
to another Texan."
Old 09-24-2008 | 12:14 PM
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Where are daisy dukes when you need them?
Old 09-24-2008 | 12:18 PM
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Old 09-24-2008 | 12:21 PM
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Dude. Do not put on the Daisy Dukes.

Step away from the Daisy Dukes slowly.
Old 09-24-2008 | 12:21 PM
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:eagds: What next? Tom Cruise comes out of the closet?
Old 09-24-2008 | 12:22 PM
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Was he ever in the closet?
Old 09-24-2008 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Sep 24 2008, 11:14 AM
I read this on a bathroom wall once:

"Here I sit
my cheeks a flexin.
Givin birth
to another Texan."



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