Bow your heads in prayer....
06-25-2002 | 08:02 AM
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Bow your heads in prayer....
The Beer Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen
A perfect prayer. 
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06-27-2002 | 04:07 PM
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Chazmo (Did I get the spelling right this time, James?)-
The gloomy green hell of ecologic putrifaction will occur when the ambient air vapors of chlorinated and/or aromatic volatile organic compounds (VOCs), such as perchloeroethylene (PCE), a commonly used solvent/degreaser or methyl tertiary butyl ether (MTBE), an octane enhancing oxygenate gasoline additive (1) knock you up against a wall sans a respirator calibrated specifically for such and (2) exposes you to a carcinogen bearing an inordinate risk of causing any of a number of specific cancers.
The gloomy green hell of ecologic putrifaction will occur when any of 22 toxic heavy meals, such as soluble hexavalent chromium, enter your drinking water supply when carried by vertical migration through porous soil, such as gravel, sand, or, silt with surface water discharges that find natural pathways to that drinking water in concentrations that can cause your system to accumulate concentrations of such toxins that will expose you to any of a number of specific cancers.
The gloomy green hell of ecoligic putrifaction will occur when airborne asbestos fibers from asbestos-containing materials (ACMs) that are both damaged and friable (crushable or pulverizable under hand pressure) are inhaled in sufficient quantities and in chronic (vs. episodic) exposure patterns as to cause you to be at risk of contracting asbestiosis or lung cancer.
The gloomy hell of ecologic putrifaction will occur when airborne exposure from radon and its daughter breakdown products from a wide range of nuclear waste from high level nuclear power plant spent fuel rods (from enriched uranium and plutonium) inadvertently suffer from structural intregity problems causing releases into ambient air, soil or groundwater to uranium mill tailings innocently used as building materials to biohazardous low level nuclear medical waste chemicals improperly used, stored, transported, or disposed of exposes you to various cancer risks.
The gloomy green hell of ecolgic putrifaction will occur with chronic exposure to polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs), including the faminlyof Araclors,,from leaking transformer lubricant fluids of flourescent light ballasts.
Chazmo, does that answer your question?
The gloomy green hell of ecologic putrifaction will occur when the ambient air vapors of chlorinated and/or aromatic volatile organic compounds (VOCs), such as perchloeroethylene (PCE), a commonly used solvent/degreaser or methyl tertiary butyl ether (MTBE), an octane enhancing oxygenate gasoline additive (1) knock you up against a wall sans a respirator calibrated specifically for such and (2) exposes you to a carcinogen bearing an inordinate risk of causing any of a number of specific cancers.
The gloomy green hell of ecologic putrifaction will occur when any of 22 toxic heavy meals, such as soluble hexavalent chromium, enter your drinking water supply when carried by vertical migration through porous soil, such as gravel, sand, or, silt with surface water discharges that find natural pathways to that drinking water in concentrations that can cause your system to accumulate concentrations of such toxins that will expose you to any of a number of specific cancers.
The gloomy green hell of ecoligic putrifaction will occur when airborne asbestos fibers from asbestos-containing materials (ACMs) that are both damaged and friable (crushable or pulverizable under hand pressure) are inhaled in sufficient quantities and in chronic (vs. episodic) exposure patterns as to cause you to be at risk of contracting asbestiosis or lung cancer.
The gloomy hell of ecologic putrifaction will occur when airborne exposure from radon and its daughter breakdown products from a wide range of nuclear waste from high level nuclear power plant spent fuel rods (from enriched uranium and plutonium) inadvertently suffer from structural intregity problems causing releases into ambient air, soil or groundwater to uranium mill tailings innocently used as building materials to biohazardous low level nuclear medical waste chemicals improperly used, stored, transported, or disposed of exposes you to various cancer risks.
The gloomy green hell of ecolgic putrifaction will occur with chronic exposure to polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs), including the faminlyof Araclors,,from leaking transformer lubricant fluids of flourescent light ballasts.
Chazmo, does that answer your question?