Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stopped and asked the farmer if she could have a sheep. The farmer said, "If you can count all my sheep I'll let you have any one you want."

The blonde looked around for a moment and said, "You have 356 sheep." The farmer exclaimed, "Wow -- you're exactly right. I guess blondes really aren't dumb. Now go pick yourself out a sheep."

The blonde made her choice, picked it up and came back to the farmer to thank him. "Oh no," he said, "you can't have that one."

"Why not?" asked the blonde, "You said I could have any sheep I wanted." And the farmer said, "Ma'am, that's my dog."

 

 

356? I would have fallen asleep before I finished counting...