Bachelor Life.
#527
Bachelor Life update
Well, like Jale, I'm going to dinner with a bunch of women... I think 7. And their 7 respective boyfriends. I'll be the only single one in the bunch, as usual.
Went to Hooters for lunch. How depressing. Not because they were 'untouchable', but because I wouldn't want any of them to touch me. Ugh. Nasty bitches.
Got paid.
Saw a bunch of hotties on the way home. I was in my 14 year old beater. They were 17. Ultimately doesn't matter.
Swam. My shoulders hurt. The cute girl in the next lane was nice, but she was *maybe* 16.
My legs stopped twitching, and I'm beginning to have feeling in my nuts again.
Life doesn't get much better than this.
Well, like Jale, I'm going to dinner with a bunch of women... I think 7. And their 7 respective boyfriends. I'll be the only single one in the bunch, as usual.
Went to Hooters for lunch. How depressing. Not because they were 'untouchable', but because I wouldn't want any of them to touch me. Ugh. Nasty bitches.
Got paid.
Saw a bunch of hotties on the way home. I was in my 14 year old beater. They were 17. Ultimately doesn't matter.
Swam. My shoulders hurt. The cute girl in the next lane was nice, but she was *maybe* 16.
My legs stopped twitching, and I'm beginning to have feeling in my nuts again.
Life doesn't get much better than this.