Attention all whores. Please read this.
08-04-2003 | 12:24 PM
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Attention all whores. Please read this.
Two guys were sitting at the bar of a club after work one night, having a drink, shooting the shit, both dressed in nice business suits. They'd just met. Guy #1: "I bet you graduated from USC." Guy #2: "That's right. How'd you guess?" Guy #1: "I just figured as much, you're so intelligent, well mannered, impeccably dressed, and well versed in current events." Guy #2: "Well thank you, thank you very much. I bet you graduated from UCLA." Guy #!: "That's right. How'd you know?" Guy #2: "I confess, I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose."
whats wrong with a little pick here and there 
08-04-2003 | 03:15 PM
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You've got it all wrong. UCLA sucks and everybody there -- everybody -- picks their noses in public constantly. Plus, we're going to kick your ass in football this year -- again!
You've got it all wrong. UCLA sucks and everybody there -- everybody -- picks their noses in public constantly. Plus, we're going to kick your ass in football this year -- again!
