Assault on Sarnia, or why Shareall now has
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Assault on Sarnia, or why Shareall now has
After substantial emotional torture and subtle threats of blackmail, hottie Shareall agreed to meet me in Sarnia, Ontario for lunch Friday. Smart girl that she is, she set some guidelines to our meet. One, that it be in a public place. Two, that I remain a minimum of 15 meters away from her at all times, unless armed security guards are in reasonable proximity. And finally, at no time will I be allowed to remove the electric shock dog-collar she provided to me.
So, after driving 3.5 hrs, I treated Cheryl to the finest McDonald's has to offer. Yes, I know she thinks I'm a cheap bastard - I prefer the adjective 'frugal'. And now for some lovely pictures:
This was as close to Cheryl as I could get.
The Bluewater Bridge over our cars (or is that Bleu?)
Beauty (Cheryl's car) and the Beast (my car). Hers was much cleaner.
Oh yeah, spring is definitely here. Sure as heck wouldn't ever look like this in St. Thomas.
A good time was had by me. The very lovely Cheryl was gracious, comic, and a pleasure to spend time with. Now if she'll just quit pressing the remote for that damn collar!
So, after driving 3.5 hrs, I treated Cheryl to the finest McDonald's has to offer. Yes, I know she thinks I'm a cheap bastard - I prefer the adjective 'frugal'. And now for some lovely pictures:
This was as close to Cheryl as I could get.
The Bluewater Bridge over our cars (or is that Bleu?)
Beauty (Cheryl's car) and the Beast (my car). Hers was much cleaner.
Oh yeah, spring is definitely here. Sure as heck wouldn't ever look like this in St. Thomas.
A good time was had by me. The very lovely Cheryl was gracious, comic, and a pleasure to spend time with. Now if she'll just quit pressing the remote for that damn collar!