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Old 10-30-2006 | 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Oct 29 2006, 01:48 AM
He asked.





Will any lady ever measure up to my standards? ...or should I just give up and become a misogynist?
Interesting how having more realistic expectations were not an option.
Old 10-30-2006 | 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Oct 29 2006, 11:04 AM
I'm sure she will.



Why wouldn't she?!
Have you seen this man dance? (not that I am any better, but Debs didnt know that when she fell for me!)



Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
Old 10-30-2006 | 08:18 AM
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No, you'll make me look good.

Have you ever watched "dancing with the stars"?
Old 10-30-2006 | 08:24 AM
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no i think its gay.



coffee or hot chocolate?
Old 10-30-2006 | 08:30 AM
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I usually drink coffee but like both.

(it is incredibly gay)

Why don't you take Friday off?
Old 10-30-2006 | 09:33 AM
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Because there are better days with which to blow time off.

Why, when chicks aren't playing games, they're so insecure that you still can't tell which end is up anyway?
Old 10-30-2006 | 09:35 AM
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Need more flour?



Do you eat fried foods?
Old 10-30-2006 | 09:36 AM
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Teh hellz yeah. . . but not as often as I used to.

Are you partial to non-sequitors?
Old 10-30-2006 | 10:20 AM
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Green back rubs.


Why is it that all the nuts join the same meeting at the same time?
Old 10-30-2006 | 12:01 PM
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Not enough Gold Bond medicated powder (nuts sticking together)


Should I quit my job now, or wait until I find other gainful employment?



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