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Old 05-09-2005 | 11:39 AM
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They should have brought out the big gun! The plunger wielding deaf midget plumber !!
Old 05-09-2005 | 12:24 PM
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Old 05-10-2005 | 12:48 PM
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I'm trying to run a Weibull failure analysis, and I'm going to have to come up with a different test-to-failure plan. I'm running out of midgets, and the lion is full, thus delaying testing. As it is right now, 1 midget v. lion = 1 cyle to failure and 2 midget v. lion also equals 1 cycle to failure, thus I have nothing but a flat line to predict reliability or mtbf.
Old 05-10-2005 | 01:54 PM
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need more midgets!

err.. "little people"
Old 05-10-2005 | 01:55 PM
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I think you mean altitude-challenged Americans, Adrian.
Old 05-10-2005 | 02:08 PM
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:egad:

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Old 05-10-2005 | 09:18 PM
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Save the midgets. The world is short of midgets already.
Old 05-11-2005 | 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by SR71BB,May 10 2005, 03:48 PM
I'm trying to run a Weibull failure analysis, and I'm going to have to come up with a different test-to-failure plan. I'm running out of midgets, and the lion is full, thus delaying testing. As it is right now, 1 midget v. lion = 1 cyle to failure and 2 midget v. lion also equals 1 cycle to failure, thus I have nothing but a flat line to predict reliability or mtbf.
Does the Lion have to eat the midget to count as a failure, or is merely mauling it sufficient?
Old 05-11-2005 | 06:05 AM
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Depends on how hungry the lion is.
Old 05-11-2005 | 06:09 AM
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The original problem had the lion listed as famished. This morning in the shower, I got the idea that I could use time instead of cycle count (x seconds before midget is eliminated) and that I can speed the process by removing the bodies before the lion has a chance to eat them.


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