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Old 05-03-2002 | 12:23 PM
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List from lightreading.com - mostly tech companies. I especially like #1.

1) Phartronics Engineering (no Website, sadly... just follow your nose)
They can measure everything these days!

2) Ebone Broadband Services Ltd.
Old 05-03-2002 | 12:36 PM
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Nike.......makes me do this
Old 05-03-2002 | 03:07 PM
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I thought Nike was supposed to make you "just do IT" not

heh he
Old 05-03-2002 | 06:29 PM
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I am not a consumer of any those companies.
Old 05-03-2002 | 09:54 PM
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Honda S2000's make me
Old 05-03-2002 | 09:54 PM
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and
Old 05-04-2002 | 08:06 AM
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Why would people come up with some of those names?
Old 05-04-2002 | 03:18 PM
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It's marketing. Bwwaahaaa haaaa haaa
Old 05-06-2002 | 02:44 PM
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BeLight-I guess it's the opposite of BeDark

Jedai Networks-Bring you light sabre

Tyco Telecomm-No they don't make trains

Photonex-It's between PhotonW and PhotonY

Lightwaves 20/20- You can see them perfectly

Quantum Bridge-You use it to cross the quantum stream

The communication industry is full of very novel names.

Let's not forget Lucent and Agilent. What do they mean, why are they so similar, and why are their logos both stylized circles.
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Originally posted by s2k_redhead
It's marketing. Bwwaahaaa haaaa haaa
Nice answer!



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