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Old 01-03-2005 | 09:23 PM
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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?












Nothing, she's already been told twice.




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Old 01-03-2005 | 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by JustAyoungMC,Jan 3 2005, 10:17 PM
so why are womens feet so small?





















so they can stand closer to the stove.
i already posted a ton of very sexist jokes in the original bachelor life thread... this one was one of them.. and i believe the correct answer is so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink... you see, us women dont' have to stand too close to the stove or oven, usually we work within an arms length of both, due to the high temperatures... but the kitchen sink on the other hand, we have to stand very close to as our hands are working under the water and in the sink so we HAVE to stand closer so you see how having small feet impacts our performance while doing the dishes and not while cooking

sorry, btu i speak out of experience
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Old 01-03-2005 | 10:33 PM
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why did the woman cross the road?




















i dunno.. bitch shouldn't have been outta the kitchen
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Old 01-03-2005 | 10:34 PM
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how many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?


















none, it should already be open when she brings it.
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Old 01-03-2005 | 10:34 PM
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want more?
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Old 01-03-2005 | 11:29 PM
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Keep 'em coming RC
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Old 01-04-2005 | 01:01 AM
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RC this is a this is the "Bash on men - thread" We have enough of the other ones

SO SHUT UP
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Old 01-04-2005 | 06:14 AM
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Keep it up Maryann!!
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Old 01-04-2005 | 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Jan 4 2005, 01:34 AM
want more?
yep
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Old 01-04-2005 | 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Superbabe,Jan 4 2005, 05:01 AM
RC this is a this is the "Bash on men - thread" We have enough of the other ones

SO SHUT UP
CAT FIGHT!!!! ! !


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