11 more hours to go!!!
11-07-2002 | 04:30 AM
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From: Ft. Campbell
11 more hours to go!!!
Woohoo!! 11 more hours to go!!! Almost there!!!
Do this.....
end up like this
What fun!!!
Someone gimme something to do to pass this time for crying out loud!!!!!! Games won't work either net has a block on it for anything that might contain games, pissin me off!
Do this.....
end up like this
What fun!!!
Someone gimme something to do to pass this time for crying out loud!!!!!! Games won't work either net has a block on it for anything that might contain games, pissin me off!
11-07-2002 | 04:50 AM
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try this to pass the time...
-explain what ignorance is to someone who is ignorant
(most work places have many people who qualify)
-casually rearrange other peoples' work spaces when they are not around.
(one of my personal favs!!!)
-go into the office refrigerator and vigorously shake up anything that is carbonated.
(unless, of course, it belongs to you)
-take anything that stinks bad...I mean REAL bad, and bury it in a colleagues garbage can.
(the further away from your own office, the better!!!)
-whore continuously in the corner.
(no explanation offered)
Sign up all of your friends for the free trial offers from local dating services
(this is a gift that keeps giving over time, as you sit back and watch your friends try to figure out why they are being harassed by these services...I've been on both sides of this one, and the more outrageous you make them sound, the funnier it gets!!!)
-call your I T department, and make up some ludicrous problem for them to try and solve.
( the more obscure, the better!!!)
-call ANY toll-free number, and get as much information on anything as you possibly can.
(sometimes these operators are as willing to talk to pass the time as you are!)
-do some more whoring in the corner.
-explain what ignorance is to someone who is ignorant
(most work places have many people who qualify)
-casually rearrange other peoples' work spaces when they are not around.
(one of my personal favs!!!)
-go into the office refrigerator and vigorously shake up anything that is carbonated.
(unless, of course, it belongs to you)
-take anything that stinks bad...I mean REAL bad, and bury it in a colleagues garbage can.
(the further away from your own office, the better!!!)
-whore continuously in the corner.
(no explanation offered)
Sign up all of your friends for the free trial offers from local dating services
(this is a gift that keeps giving over time, as you sit back and watch your friends try to figure out why they are being harassed by these services...I've been on both sides of this one, and the more outrageous you make them sound, the funnier it gets!!!)
-call your I T department, and make up some ludicrous problem for them to try and solve.
( the more obscure, the better!!!)
-call ANY toll-free number, and get as much information on anything as you possibly can.
(sometimes these operators are as willing to talk to pass the time as you are!)
-do some more whoring in the corner.
11-07-2002 | 12:05 PM
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From: Wheeler Army Airfield, HI
Originally posted by The Unabageler
just call up IT and say "my internet is broken" and that'll get them sooo pissed off...esp if you keep playing dumb and blaming them for it
just call up IT and say "my internet is broken" and that'll get them sooo pissed off...esp if you keep playing dumb and blaming them for it
We have a saying for people like you.....shut up and reboot....<click>
11-07-2002 | 12:43 PM
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From: Ft. Campbell
Originally posted by The Unabageler
just call up IT and say "my internet is broken" and that'll get them sooo pissed off...esp if you keep playing dumb and blaming them for it
just call up IT and say "my internet is broken" and that'll get them sooo pissed off...esp if you keep playing dumb and blaming them for it
I was a computer tech and I heard that one a lot. Or you tell them you can't logon and that your caps lock isn't on and they come down and it is on, that's a bugger too!
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11-07-2002 | 01:06 PM
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hey, I was phone tech for an ISP for a while...I've been there before 
Every time someone would call and say "my internet is broken" I would write down their login and pw...I gave out free dialup accounts for years to anyone i met on the east coast
Every time someone would call and say "my internet is broken" I would write down their login and pw...I gave out free dialup accounts for years to anyone i met on the east coast
11-07-2002 | 02:29 PM
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From: Camarillo
Unplug something but make it look like it's plugged in, and then call your IT and complain that whatever it is isn't working. See how long it takes them to find out that it's unplugged.
(We have to pick on the IT people because we are all clueless users and have no way to fight back.)
(We have to pick on the IT people because we are all clueless users and have no way to fight back.)