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Old 06-20-2003, 12:15 PM
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11. Where the Fock is my Burger, Bitch!
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Old 06-20-2003, 12:18 PM
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Old 06-20-2003, 12:25 PM
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I have never had the occasion to say any of those things. I just stayed at work until the Sheriff called me to let me know the biatch was served with papers
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Another good one: Are you done yet?
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Mom says: Do these pants make my butt look big


I reply: Yes, they do.
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Old 06-20-2003, 04:36 PM
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i tried some, no response
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Old 06-21-2003, 06:19 PM
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I tried some with my mom and got backhanded across the room.That was a dimb idea.
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Old 06-22-2003, 02:34 AM
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never sms your best mate about your gf, and accidently send it to your gf
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Originally posted by VTECS2000
Mom says: Do these pants make my butt look big


I reply: Yes, they do.
The real reply is: No, the pants don't make your butt look big. All that extra FAT makes your butt look big!
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How about, get in the kitchen and make me some dinner.

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go and knit me a sweater!
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