10 things to never say to your wife, girlfriend or Mother
06-19-2003, 02:54 PM
#11
Bitch is bad, but c u next tuesday is MUCH worse.
Reminded me of a the defination of rodeo sex: while having sex doggie style, get a good hold on her hair and say: "This is JUST how my secretry likes to do it." Then see if you can hold on for the full 8 sec.
Reminded me of a the defination of rodeo sex: while having sex doggie style, get a good hold on her hair and say: "This is JUST how my secretry likes to do it." Then see if you can hold on for the full 8 sec.
06-19-2003, 02:57 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by ruexp67
[B]Bitch is bad, but c u next tuesday is MUCH worse.
Reminded me of a the defination of rodeo sex: while having sex doggie style, get a good hold on her hair and say:
[B]Bitch is bad, but c u next tuesday is MUCH worse.
Reminded me of a the defination of rodeo sex: while having sex doggie style, get a good hold on her hair and say:
06-19-2003, 08:18 PM
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Originally posted by hotredjohn
3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
Seeing as we are being sexist ......
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Honey, quick, get me a beer before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Quick, get me another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV watching football? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . ."
The man sighs and says, "Too late, it's started . . "
