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Old 03-15-2008 | 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by gaddafi,Mar 15 2008, 04:18 AM
the signs (all signs) are evidence of a rather sad and needy desire to project feelings and values onto other road users

"I slow down for horses" is another one

well good for you - so do I

but I don't feel the need to advertise the fact or believe that it's my responsibility to reproach other road users - there often seems to be some implied criticism with these signs

however, like foglight usage in clear conditions, these signs are a useful early twat warning device
Ah I had forgotten the horsey sign.
You can thus be assured that the smug driver slows down for everything, usually just to be bloody awkward, for I'm sure that without anybody behind they continue normally.

And don't get me going about horse boxes driven at 20mph by butch women. The dam things slow to walking pace at every corner so that some rich birds dobbin in the back does't break its flipping legs. The queues created compete with those behind 2 wheeled porta-loos - sorry caravans.
Old 03-15-2008 | 10:52 AM
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B B have you seen squeaks horse box? Think she'd be a bit upset to be called butch too
Old 03-15-2008 | 11:16 AM
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I have an unhealthy hatred for these signs as well. They serve no purpuse other than to inform others of some pointless piece of information either about their cars cargo or their fondness of four legged animals.

There is an oldish woman at work who has "Babe On Board" stuck to her rear window. Yeah what ever luv, I think I'll be the judge of that. Needless to say she's far from anyones idea of a "babe"

Old 03-15-2008 | 11:18 AM
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For the ultimate in failed novelty bumper stickers I think these win hands down...




Might deter tailgaters though?
Old 03-15-2008 | 11:28 AM
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'Car People' sticker, you just know its on high rate finance.

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Old 03-15-2008 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by TheStoat,Mar 15 2008, 06:18 PM
For the ultimate in failed novelty bumper stickers I think these win hands down...




Might deter tailgaters though?
Yeah, you know they'll get too close trying to read then BANG...straight up your ar5e.....
Old 03-16-2008 | 10:12 AM
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Maybe some sort of "I stop for red lights", or "I slow down / stop when the lights go amber" sticker would be useful

I know that as I've approached changing lights if I'd stopped I would have got a car through the back window.

This actually meant I "got off" a red light camera ticket, as my reason was my going through prevented an accident ie there was no way the scooter behind me could have stopped if I had.
Old 03-16-2008 | 11:56 AM
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i like the fish one.. that means the driver is a ****.

similar to most of the others then

Old 03-16-2008 | 01:51 PM
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I did toy with getting "I'm on 6 points already so I'm NOT speeding for your benefit !" or something similar, I get so fed up with people tailgaiting me in 30's 40's etc.

I like the dogging one
Old 03-16-2008 | 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by dreamer,Mar 16 2008, 08:51 PM
Stuff...

I like the dogging one
It's on eBay and very reasonably priced too



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