Raced a porsche boxer
04-17-2006, 03:06 AM
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Raced a porsche boxer
I was out for a quick drive yesterday and pulled up at some lights and I looked over to see a porsche boxer beside me. I look over and he gives me "the nod" so it's race on. He's with his girlfriend who's this blonde number. The lights go green and we're off! It's pretty close to be honest but I just pipped him. We need to stop for the next lights, but now my tyres are warmed up I'm going to side-step the clutch and really launch it this time. This race is even better than the first one and within no time at all I've gained about 5 cars on him. The look on his face was classic! Looked like he was about to cry! What made it even better was that his girlfriend didn't look too impressed either
We pulled into a layby afterwards for a bit of a chat and it turns out he has chipped his car to 350 BHP so I was pretty pleased with that. Apparently he is actually a pro race driver who tests F1 cars. He said he's never come across a drive as skilled as me. I was well pleased with the result and think I did the s2k boys proud.
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04-17-2006, 03:34 AM
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One suspects this is a little dig at the street racing boys? Quite clever actually 
Heres my story:
"Race-O-Matic
Subject: eVO vS Boxster!!1
I woz jus croozin along in my phat ride when I get to some lites and right beside me was dis Boxster!1 Ah look ovah at da foo' and hes laughing and dissing my chariot!!!1 He had this beyatch wiv him and shes a fly blond, thinkin her man is the dog's bollox. So teh lights goez green and were off. Its like dah fool is goin backwards!! LOLZ!!!1 Then we ave to stop 4da next lites. Were of again an im double clutching, heel toeing and quick shifting and he don stand a chance!!11 I looked over as i wuz passin him and he looked a right chump. His bird was laughin at him to! Best she wishes she was in da eVO!!11 Wiv him well and truely beat and havin a noo respect for da evo massive I went off home.
It was a gr8 race an i thought id tell yoos all about it and help keep da evo scene real."
Heres my story:
"Race-O-Matic
Subject: eVO vS Boxster!!1
I woz jus croozin along in my phat ride when I get to some lites and right beside me was dis Boxster!1 Ah look ovah at da foo' and hes laughing and dissing my chariot!!!1 He had this beyatch wiv him and shes a fly blond, thinkin her man is the dog's bollox. So teh lights goez green and were off. Its like dah fool is goin backwards!! LOLZ!!!1 Then we ave to stop 4da next lites. Were of again an im double clutching, heel toeing and quick shifting and he don stand a chance!!11 I looked over as i wuz passin him and he looked a right chump. His bird was laughin at him to! Best she wishes she was in da eVO!!11 Wiv him well and truely beat and havin a noo respect for da evo massive I went off home.
It was a gr8 race an i thought id tell yoos all about it and help keep da evo scene real."
