Police chief brunstrom killed
08-26-2008, 01:17 AM
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The accident was caused when Brunstrom, riding his pink Triumph Speed Triple motorcycle was encouraged by a crowd of onlookers to perform stunts. It was during one of these stunts, commonly known as a "stoppie" when Brunstrom dramatically dissapeared up and into his own aresehole, killing him instantly.
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08-26-2008, 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted by j8mie,Aug 26 2008, 12:38 PM
Can't see the page because it's blocked under the title "Violence". I always find these are the best types of websites, so I'm quite gutted I can't see it 
Brunstrom being a cock!
CONTROVERSIAL North Wales Chief Constable Richard Brunstrom was killed today in a horrific road traffic collision near the North Wales town of Llangollen.
Brunstrom, 55, spent the majority of his tenure as Chief Constable of North Wales police promoting the use of speed cameras and covert operations in order to catch speeding and dangerous motorists. His main dislike was of "bikers" that frequent the roads of North Wales during Summer weekends.
Never one to shy away from the limelight, Mr Brunstrom has made a name for himself using shock tactics and making sometimes unfounded statements against motorists.
The accident occured outside the famous Cafe, the Ponderosa, frequented by motorcycle and car enthusiasts, at around 3pm today.
The accident was caused when Brunstrom, riding his pink Triumph Speed Triple motorcycle was encouraged by a crowd of onlookers to perform stunts. It was during one of these stunts, commonly known as a "stoppie" when Brunstrom dramatically dissapeared up and into his own aresehole, killing him instantly.
When interviewed, an onlooker stated that he was "chuffed" and "glad the wanker's dead".
Mr Brunstrom leaves behind some family (we think) and lots of happy bikers.
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08-26-2008, 10:30 AM
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****!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was going to get a beer to celebrate. Good spoof though