Gravesisms
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Chilled,
Schwaben is one of the southern states making up the german federation, containing Stuttgart as its capital. It is famous for its fat, gutturally-grunting farmers and its national dish, Saumagen (pigs stomach) that Mrs T. famously refused to eat. M-B colours and heavy-jowled designs tend to reflect the national characteristic. cf. Borgwards & VWs from northern Lower Saxony; like the people and the language, they could more easily be mistaken for Dutch or even English...
A bag is rock n' roll false rhyming slang for a 'bag of sand - grand'.
P E is Polyuerethane; popular for bumpers and the like.
FREDS are Fuecking Ridiculous Electronic Devices; usually made by Robert Bosch GmbH and as stable as Adolf Hitler...
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