Door bashers...
05-12-2005, 07:53 AM
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I am fed up with all this bleedin heart prejudice:
They should have special DINKY spaces, with an armed guard to keep the prozac brigade and their noisome brats away from the cars of the free and wealthy. Purely in the interests of fairness, of course.
They should have special DINKY spaces, with an armed guard to keep the prozac brigade and their noisome brats away from the cars of the free and wealthy. Purely in the interests of fairness, of course.
05-12-2005, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Nick Graves,May 12 2005, 04:53 PM
I am fed up with all this bleedin heart prejudice:
They should have special DINKY spaces, with an armed guard to keep the prozac brigade and their noisome brats away from the cars of the free and wealthy. Purely in the interests of fairness, of course.
They should have special DINKY spaces, with an armed guard to keep the prozac brigade and their noisome brats away from the cars of the free and wealthy. Purely in the interests of fairness, of course.
05-12-2005, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Nick Graves,May 12 2005, 03:53 PM
I am fed up with all this bleedin heart prejudice:
They should have special DINKY spaces, with an armed guard to keep the prozac brigade and their noisome brats away from the cars of the free and wealthy. Purely in the interests of fairness, of course.
They should have special DINKY spaces, with an armed guard to keep the prozac brigade and their noisome brats away from the cars of the free and wealthy. Purely in the interests of fairness, of course.
everyone accepts money buys you a better house
better education
better access to medical treatment
why not parking?
we could be onto something here Nick
GadNick Parking
I reckon people like us would defo pay a premium for a secure bay
I'm off to buy some bombsites
05-12-2005, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Nick Graves,May 12 2005, 04:10 PM
Good move,
I'm checking out Armalites-n-Rottweilers.com for supplies.
We need some embittered ex-army employees who'll work for the job satisfaction mostly.
I'm checking out Armalites-n-Rottweilers.com for supplies.
We need some embittered ex-army employees who'll work for the job satisfaction mostly.
I can embitter an employee quickly enough
05-12-2005, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by echo66,May 12 2005, 04:17 PM
I'll pay you two if i can smack some gobby door denters!
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but there are a few other categories that need to go in the slap folder
ugly women with kids
chavs (except dirty female ones)
anyone who walks with a stick and tries to jump queues (veterans excepted obviously)
anyone with a tattoo on their neck
fat people
arsey foreigners
otoh, milfs will get a discount
when can you start?
05-12-2005, 08:24 AM
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I sit at a window overlooking our car park at work and i reckon a good 25% of people are too fat to get into their cars and end up dinging the other car doing it..
) and promptly prangs my S with his door! 
Luckily i'd parked a bit too far forward in the space so it actually contacted on the rear wheel arch (where its solid) rather than middle of the door (where it certainly would have dented!).
Bastard never said a word (and still hasn't)
Left a minute spec of his paint on the wheel arch, but it soon claybar'd off - no mark or dent (luckily for him!).
Some bastard put a big dent in my MR2 only 1 week after i'd bought it - i was gutted.
Another guy opened his door on me (twice!) in Tesco car park last year (crappy old Astra) - I glared and gave him a 'watch it mate' - he just told me to 'f*** off'.
Who's to blame? Well apart from the tossers themselves, I guess the people who actually own the car parks - after all its their fault the bloody spaces are so narrow - TOO narrow (unless of course you have kids or are disabled.... dont get me started...!),
Or is this all down to local council rules & regs i.e. how big a standard car parking space should be? Anyone know??
