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Old 02-09-2007, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Bada Bing!,Feb 9 2007, 07:30 PM
I had one kid ask his mum if my car was a smart roadster when I came out of halfords one day. I tied him to the back and dragged him for 6 miles till he leanred to say Lotus.
Did I ever tell you about one of my friend's brothers?

Interesting family - the friend is a pimp

The brother a car and drug dealer

Anyway, someone refused to pay a debt to said brother

And mouthed off about how he wouldn't pay, in the local pub

Big mistake

He was knocked unconscious with a ball pein hammer

And was tied to the rear of a large car (with barbed wire)

Ready for a little ride

Then the Police turned up

So he was very lucky (really)
Old 02-09-2007, 10:45 AM
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I used to do that for a living. Very theraputic.

Not as horrific as that mind, but persuasive enough to get the job done.

Anyway, no one would ever guess now as I scoot round blind bends in my plastic sports car.
Old 02-09-2007, 10:58 AM
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I look too nice (ok, ok, I did)

I'm too small

Nobody would take me seriously as a collector

Big ugly b*astards have the right attributes for that game
Old 02-09-2007, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Bada Bing!,Feb 9 2007, 07:45 PM
I used to do that for a living. Very theraputic.

Not as horrific as that mind, but persuasive enough to get the job done.
Really? You dont look big enough

My old Elise used to attract from women "is it a kit car?"
Not quite as common then.

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Old 02-09-2007, 12:09 PM
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Didn't have to be big to do what I did. Just vicious. That was the difference where I was. Loads of complete nutters who looked like twats. Kept people honest cos they never quite knew who was who.
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The times I have been asked if im a copper or a bouncer.

But im scared of my own shaddow, serious.

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I was too. I just hit hard and fast, and if they got back up I picked up whatever was lying around and hit them with that too.
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