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Old 03-03-2004, 09:02 AM
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I am a manager of a used car lot here in Kansas. We mostly sell imports. I just had a call from a guy that wanted to sell a couple of cars. I said no problem, what do you have. He said he had a 98 Nissan Skyline . I was like WTF! I asked him what model, because I knew he was full of shit. He said GTR, then I said which model, trying to get him into a lie.
Finally I said I would have to call bullshit because there is nothing around here even close to that. He said I am not from here I am from Gardener, KS . That place is so hick! Finally he hung up and I started laughing. Thought you guys might enjoy.
Old 03-03-2004, 09:46 AM
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He was Dumass material!!!!!




.....no son thats pronounced "Doo-moss", bumb-ass!!!!!
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Damn Hicks
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I thought that was pretty funny! The kid was trying to be serious, but he knew I thought he was full of it.
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You should have asked him what motor would have better in it....A Gallo 24 or Gallo 34?
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I didn't know pizza places made engines?
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm what if he really had one! You know, a military guy back from Japan. What if you passed up a chance to buy one!
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No way not around here. it was a kid trying to het me to bite on it. What's funny is my boss wouldn't even know what it is.
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Originally posted by Quik S2K
You should have asked him what motor would have better in it....A Gallo 24 or Gallo 34?
That's classic
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