GT_NFR

Get a fit. I hear its faster than the Vette

Fit>vette>McLarry

s2kPA

Just make sure you pay cash for the Mclaren F1.
You don't want to be making payments on a depreciating asset.
I always pay cash for my McLaren's.

woodburn

Not like and audi would....lol

ltswb

Those vehicles are all trash. You need a Space Shuttle. Drop a couple billion on time attacks, coil overs, and a turbo and you'll beat the crap out any stock car. Just make sure to slam it with tons of negative camber so its not 4 wheelin. Tha sht is tyte. And ignore those rumors of it exploding. Its extremely reliable as long as you replace every major part and don't drive it.




This thread is full of win. : @

RC 94

With a space shuttle you can go into hyperspace vtec. You'll walk anything in that.

TKim103

this thread wins the troll bait thread of the year

cbehney

Whichever one you choose, let me know. I can fix you up with a car salesman who's so good you'll be willing to pay more for the car just to buy from him.

[DT]

Vespa with a GT-R motor and hitch with a u-Haul.

Lightweight? Check.

Tunable? Check.

Utilitarian? Check.

s2kpdx01

that's a good idea. i asked my friend who is an awesome tooner. he said gtr motor could be swapped into a vespa for like 5k and it would hit 0-60 in like less then 0 secs. you would be traveling 60 mph before you started. my dog really likes the vespa too. THIS IS SO HARD!?!?!?!
thanks for all your helps guys.

dav9515

i'm not an expert on cars but i do have a masters in telling people what their opinions should be, and a minor in always being right, so you should listen to what i have to say. get the 4 door wrangler with tow package, hook the vespa up to the hitch, then get the Ebay $60 intake fan supercharger and the vegetable oil conversion, you'll have 500 hp and get infinity gas mileage.

then use the gas money you save to hire a lawywer to prove in court you have the greatest car ever (0-60, 60-180, skidpad, emergency lane change, 1/4 mile, looks the best, safest, and best for zombie avoidance). then troll all forums suing anyone that says otherwise. oh, and be sure to correct everyones grammar!

You win!