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Old 08-06-2003, 11:19 AM
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A few days ago I was having some work done at Eastgate Ford. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right >there." (Click on there)
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HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA...
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THATS Awsome!!!

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Dude, whats so funny? I have a 710 too, I think. Thats where you put the..................................oh. I see.
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That's too funny.
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I hope she doesn't burn her lips when you tell her to go give her car a blow job.
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Hmmm...
A while back I drove a BMW 74 Oil which use the 710 part too.
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LOL that's great.
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