Top S2KI car cliches
05-02-2007 | 02:30 PM
#33
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From: Tallahassee, FL
"I want to add <enter ridiculous amont of power> for $2000"
"Use the search"
"The search doesn't work"
"What offsets won't rub?"
"What are the best <enter part name>?"
After reply: "Oh, I meant for under $500"
"My color is faster"
"Use the search"
"The search doesn't work"
"What offsets won't rub?"
"What are the best <enter part name>?"
After reply: "Oh, I meant for under $500"
"My color is faster"
05-02-2007 | 02:31 PM
#34
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Oh, and lets not forget:
Black/Yello/White/Blue (either)/Red/Sebring is the fastest color!
Silverstone being fast isn't a cliche, it's a fact, lol.
... yes I do realize the irony of me saying Silverstone is the fastest in a s2ki cliche thread.
Black/Yello/White/Blue (either)/Red/Sebring is the fastest color!
Silverstone being fast isn't a cliche, it's a fact, lol.
... yes I do realize the irony of me saying Silverstone is the fastest in a s2ki cliche thread.
05-02-2007 | 02:49 PM
#37
Joined: Sep 2005
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From: Arlington Heights, IL
"[Non sporting car A] sucks compared to [non sporting car B] because [B] is 12lbs lighter and has 3 more horsepower!"
And one I'm guilty of: "I like [insert supercar] but I'd rather have an S2000, a 330i, a house, a boat, a russian mail-order bride, a bucket of extra crispy, 7 ball point pens, and 2/3rds share in a Korean laundromat."
And occasionally I see it here, but I see it in some tool's sig on the MB board all the time; the phrase "fully modded." How do you know? If your car is described as "fully modded" and you add in another aftermarket part (like an oil change, according to some idiots who list it in their sig), does that make your car "overly modded?" Or were you lying before? Do you have to replace EVERY car part to be fully modded? Is there a percentage? Like 36.4% aftermarket=fully modded? I put the phrase "fully modded" in the same distasteful category I usually reserve for terms like "man love" and "genital herpes."
The tool's sig:
And one I'm guilty of: "I like [insert supercar] but I'd rather have an S2000, a 330i, a house, a boat, a russian mail-order bride, a bucket of extra crispy, 7 ball point pens, and 2/3rds share in a Korean laundromat."
And occasionally I see it here, but I see it in some tool's sig on the MB board all the time; the phrase "fully modded." How do you know? If your car is described as "fully modded" and you add in another aftermarket part (like an oil change, according to some idiots who list it in their sig), does that make your car "overly modded?" Or were you lying before? Do you have to replace EVERY car part to be fully modded? Is there a percentage? Like 36.4% aftermarket=fully modded? I put the phrase "fully modded" in the same distasteful category I usually reserve for terms like "man love" and "genital herpes."
The tool's sig:
05-02-2007 | 02:53 PM
#38
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Originally Posted by Chris Stack,May 2 2007, 05:49 PM
And one I'm guilty of: "I like [insert supercar] but I'd rather have an S2000, a 330i, a house, a boat, a russian mail-order bride, a bucket of extra crispy, 7 ball point pens, and 2/3rds share in a Korean laundromat."
If this were a poll, that'd get my vote!
How did I miss this one? How did you all miss this one?
05-02-2007 | 05:29 PM
#40
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From: Kona, HI
Originally Posted by Chris Stack,May 2 2007, 03:49 PM
"[Non sporting car A] sucks compared to [non sporting car B] because [B] is 12lbs lighter and has 3 more horsepower!"
And one I'm guilty of: "I like [insert supercar] but I'd rather have an S2000, a 330i, a house, a boat, a russian mail-order bride, a bucket of extra crispy, 7 ball point pens, and 2/3rds share in a Korean laundromat."
And occasionally I see it here, but I see it in some tool's sig on the MB board all the time; the phrase "fully modded." How do you know? If your car is described as "fully modded" and you add in another aftermarket part (like an oil change, according to some idiots who list it in their sig), does that make your car "overly modded?" Or were you lying before? Do you have to replace EVERY car part to be fully modded? Is there a percentage? Like 36.4% aftermarket=fully modded? I put the phrase "fully modded" in the same distasteful category I usually reserve for terms like "man love" and "genital herpes."
The tool's sig:
And one I'm guilty of: "I like [insert supercar] but I'd rather have an S2000, a 330i, a house, a boat, a russian mail-order bride, a bucket of extra crispy, 7 ball point pens, and 2/3rds share in a Korean laundromat."
And occasionally I see it here, but I see it in some tool's sig on the MB board all the time; the phrase "fully modded." How do you know? If your car is described as "fully modded" and you add in another aftermarket part (like an oil change, according to some idiots who list it in their sig), does that make your car "overly modded?" Or were you lying before? Do you have to replace EVERY car part to be fully modded? Is there a percentage? Like 36.4% aftermarket=fully modded? I put the phrase "fully modded" in the same distasteful category I usually reserve for terms like "man love" and "genital herpes."
The tool's sig:
best post so far. Cuz' its true. 