They are not comparable and if you think they are, then I feel sorry for you.

I love cars as much as anybody, but it should not be compared to sex in any definition of the word. If you enjoy driving or seeing a car more than sex, then you should go visit a doctor or read some books.

That is all.

 

finally got some?

 

LMAO! For some people...cars can be a lot like sex.

But seriously, I don't give a damn what you say...the Corvette ZR1 IS _sex_ if any car had to define the act of passion...

 

Does that mean the S cant be referred to as the "love mobile" anymore?

One gal I know once called my S the "Penis-mobile"

 

Yeah...I think there was a study that proved S2000 owners (on average) have larger penises than any other car owner group.

People who think an S2000 is someone trying to "compensate" for something have a truly jaded view of the world.

 

Silly accountant. It's a literary construct called "simile," the likening of one thing to another dissimilar thing.

Example - "So are you to my thoughts as food to life" (Shakespeare).

 

It MIGHT be ok to compare DRIVING to sex. But anyone who compares a CAR to sex probably doesn't know how to drive. Or screw.

 

^ Somebody has to put that in their sig.

 

Maybe I've been married too long but there ARE cars that elevate my pulse rate. And the sensation is not unlike watching a pretty girl walk by, both are unobtanium.

But seriously, I use terms like "mechanic's $$$$$$" and I get it, not the ejaculation over mechanicals thing but the turn-on. When we talk about, "would you rather have sex with a pretty girl or test drive in a Ferrari GTO" I'm pretty clear on picking the car (turn off the lights and they're all sisters).

 

Have angelina jolie as my sex slave or own a mcclaren f1... the only argument ic for the car is that angelina will age, otherwise crazy animal sex and blood capsules here I come!