Jesus, what the hell (kinda long)
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Jesus, what the hell (kinda long)
It all begun with this afternoon, I need to go print out something. I took my bike because bike parking is free, and it's not like car parking where you have to spend hours looking for one spot.
So, at one intersection, the traffic light turned yellow( it had been yellow for some time ), and the traffic was kinda heavy. So I stopped. In less than 1 second, the light hit red. Then, this old lady behind me was all pissed off and started hitting her horn, I turned around and gave her the "what the hell look", then I get the same thing back from her. Then, she pulled next to me. When the light hit green, I was about to launch, then all of sudden she just steered towards me, and god damn that's scary ( Good thing I didn't launch very hard, otherwise I would be in the hospitol instead of sitting in front of my computer ). I hit the brake, and she moved on. So, I revved my engine, caught up with her, and gave her a outstanding, tall, fingure. She deserved it.
So, at one intersection, the traffic light turned yellow( it had been yellow for some time ), and the traffic was kinda heavy. So I stopped. In less than 1 second, the light hit red. Then, this old lady behind me was all pissed off and started hitting her horn, I turned around and gave her the "what the hell look", then I get the same thing back from her. Then, she pulled next to me. When the light hit green, I was about to launch, then all of sudden she just steered towards me, and god damn that's scary ( Good thing I didn't launch very hard, otherwise I would be in the hospitol instead of sitting in front of my computer ). I hit the brake, and she moved on. So, I revved my engine, caught up with her, and gave her a outstanding, tall, fingure. She deserved it.
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Should have waited for her at the next light get off your bike write down her license plate . Tell her to sleep well because you'll pay her a visit at home one night to get even. Wink at her and tell her to sleep tight. Of course make sure your own plate reflects a holding company. Never use your home adress to register your vehicle.
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