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Old 12-02-2009, 12:10 PM
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Don't buy a car now!! Save your money so that you can blow it later at the craps table.
But if you must get a ride, I would suggest a '92 Lincoln Continental with a canvas top and a broken rear air suspension system.
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Old 12-02-2009, 12:13 PM
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Inflatable crocodile would be my vote.
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Old 12-02-2009, 12:18 PM
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Anything so long as it has spinners
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Old 12-02-2009, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by GNN60GT500,Dec 2 2009, 12:23 PM
Hey Im like a baller on welfare with 12 kids and lets say I live with one of my baby's mamas so I dont pay rent and can dedicate all of my money to my car what should I get?
So like me, save for the 12 kids. Thanks for the tax money, guys!
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A buddy of mine is a firefighter that has been to several run down shacks with Escalades on 24's. It's especially sad when you see kids living there.
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Originally Posted by Nin009,Dec 2 2009, 03:50 PM
Based on my experience watching the dredges harvest coats from a local coat drive, I would offer the following.

Visit it one of those "We finance anyone" places at 22%.
Select from a fine offering of Chrysler 300C, used Escalades or other SUV gas trap.
Attach a cell phone to your ear.
Lean a bit as you drive.
Act like it is your right to get a free coat, or as many as you can carry. Yell at people. While your child is perched on your shoulders, pick a fight.
Pee wherever you like. Drop your trash at your feet.
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Old 12-02-2009, 02:39 PM
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Clean on the outside cream on the inside, just make sure the the rims match the paint.
Oh, which car, uhhh, slightly used S class or 7 series, don't worry about maitenance, you;ll figure that out later, like rent.
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^The sad part is that the person driving it probably thought pictures were being taken because "his shit was pimp, son."
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DA HULK!
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