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06-13-2006 | 08:04 AM
#51
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From: Arlington Heights, IL
Originally Posted by Slamnasty,Jun 12 2006, 09:37 PM
Mr. E. G. is far from the first person to use the term "asshat", let alone us it around here. I believe Chris Stack also makes fairly prodigous use of it, as do others.
06-13-2006 | 10:23 AM
#55
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From: Arlington Heights, IL
Originally Posted by s2kpdx01,Jun 13 2006, 10:09 AM
That's too long. It's gotta be short, with panache. It has to deliver, like Rectal Jockey for example. That just hits, BAMMM!! 
How about "Meat Pocket?" "Ham Huffer?" I like "sausage jockey," but that isn't original either.
I like "Choade Scout." I think I'll use that, in various premutations ("he's a choade scout" "He's off scouting for choades" "What the choade scout?!?" "Brokeback Mountain is Choade-Scout-tastic."
06-13-2006 | 07:39 PM
#58
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From: Arlington Heights, IL
Originally Posted by shotiable,Jun 13 2006, 07:34 PM
wow... we got offtopic really quick... well i guess it was better than watching those two fight it out...
06-13-2006 | 08:22 PM
#59
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From: Phoenix
Originally Posted by PLYRS 3,Jun 13 2006, 10:24 AM
christ, you need to get out more.....
no, seriously.
no, seriously.
"Rectum Jester" "Wiffle dick" and "Foaming Pipe snake" have all already been taken. Butt pirate and Anal Avenger are trite...
What about "jizz bong"?
Term used in a sentence: "Hey jizz bong, get me a sammitch!"
