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Old 05-21-2010, 06:31 PM
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Lord Jesus Christ suffers minor injuries in downtown Northampton crosswalk mishap
By Patrick Johnson, The Republican
May 06, 2010, 5:07PM
NORTHAMPTON - A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.

Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.

Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released.

Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.

Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.
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FTA: "Related Link: Lord Jesus Christ says crosswalk mishap was part of God's plan."

So putting two and two together... Pontius Pilate drives an 05 Monte Carlo.
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I wonder as he saw the vehicle barreling down on him if he shouted "ME!"
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ROFLOL!
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Originally Posted by Bboy AJ,May 21 2010, 07:14 PM
I wonder as he saw the vehicle barreling down on him if he shouted "ME!"
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picture of said pedestrian in this link.
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/201...ys_getting.html
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Wow... this guy's a disgrace.


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