Originally Posted by 05TurboS2k,May 16 2008, 04:10 PM

It's times like this that I simply must respect Brian.

Originally Posted by Bert05GPW,May 16 2008, 04:14 PM

These are straight from Leviticus. It's one of my favorite parts of the bible.

Originally Posted by Nicotunes,May 16 2008, 03:13 PM

You think Bert is making all this up????????????
Bert, cite your source.......

Originally Posted by hapybrian,May 16 2008, 04:15 PM

(1)Lo unto the weak of brain, for they are stupid. And in their stupidness they shalt bear many idiot children (2)who will have relations with realtors. There will be gnashing of teeth and a great moaning and the fruit of their loom shall be called "lawyers", (3)for they are a (4)plague on the people. Now about this time, came a great man out of Flagstaff, and his name was Kent. And Kent did look (5)upon Keith and found him luscious like a Florida Orange. But Bush frowned upon them and took away their tax benefits saying, "you.... and then well.. We must overcome the evil doers and the homosapiens", (6)for Bush was the offspring of a realtor. He will strike down upon thee with great vengeance, and Big Macs will rain from the sky for their sustenance.

Originally Posted by Bert05GPW,May 16 2008, 04:17 PM

You can't make up this stuff. Leviticus is AWESOME.

Promise all of us here that you'll read it tonight. Come on, promise.