The Raptor's annual Christmas gripe:
12-24-2003, 09:25 AM
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The Raptor's annual Christmas gripe:
My birthday is tomorrow. The dual purpose gift was invented for me. When I was a little kid, I would get a nice Christmas gift and Christmas card. Inside the card would be taped a stale, cracked (usually green) jellybean. Beneath the jellybean would be written (in the almost illegible scribble of an obviously inebriated person): "Oh, yeah, by the way, Happy Birthday, you little @#$%&*." This probably goes a long way toward explaining some of my unique behavioral characteristics.
12-24-2003, 10:00 AM
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Raptor, your bday is the same as my X. but I think you are alittle younger since she was born the year of 1978. She left me because I cant affort 2 gifts at a time.
But, Happy B day bro!
DaRKCrow
But, Happy B day bro!
DaRKCrow
12-24-2003, 10:06 AM
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I feel your pain, my b-day was the 16th, I still get one gift for both. What sucks even more is I either get a late b-day gift or an early x-mas gift 
Happy B-day
Happy B-day
