rworne

It can be summed up as "the move". It was documented quite nicely in an Internet story about a guy eating heaps of Mac & Cheese at this restaurant and his misadventures in the restroom.

Essentially, it's a guy thing where bowel evacuation is meant to occur at the moment cheeks hit porcelain ( or in this case, CF ).

Imagine it this way:

1. Face toilet
2. Undo fasteners
3. Drop trou whilst simultaneously turning and squatting.
4. When butt hits seat, bomb's away! Actually, the "bomb's away" part starts during the squatting, not after sitting. Imagine timing it so that jettison of the "package" occurs right when seated, no delay.

It leaves literally no room at all for error.

EDIT:
Here's the link. NSFW (just to be safe) and not safe for the squeamish:
http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread/t-43631.html

webdiva

Oh my....I think I learned more today than I ever wanted to. Thanks guys... I, um, appreciate your candor.

flitcroft

That's a repost from Craig's List. It was on their best post list for months and months. Funny as hell

flitcroft

This was killing me so I had to Google the all C/F pot. Found it!

http://www.headhunterinc.com/carbon_fiber.htm

AA2000

Ooh, 10.9 lbs only. Does it increase liquid flow for those *ahem* special moments

webdiva

I still don't understand men's obsession with their "throne"... Oh well, I guess it's like women with shoes...

flitcroft

You better believe if they went through the trouble of making this that it could flush a horse. Who's buying the first one?!

rworne

Well, when I shopped for a toilet recently, I got one of the Toto models that had the extra wide "throat" (for lack of a better term). I wanted to make sure the biggest of tootsie rolls could go down with minimal blockage - and they do.

AA2000

Man, I need me one of those high-flow models for better poop:water ratio.

flitcroft

Hahahah, there's an ad in GQ that says basically just that. It can handle the "toughest of loads" or something. LOL!