I went to see a new doctor today.
02-22-2006, 01:44 PM
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I went to see a new doctor today.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said the I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I asked the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?" The doctor asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "Not doing drugs, either." Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I replied, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy." "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. The doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No" I said. "I don't do any of those things." The doctor looked at me and said "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 90?"
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Originally Posted by Kekoa,Feb 22 2006, 04:48 PM
A co-woker went to get a physical recently.
While looking up his nose....
Dr.: Do you do drugs?
Co-Worker: No.
Dr.: Not today huh?
While looking up his nose....
Dr.: Do you do drugs?
Co-Worker: No.
Dr.: Not today huh?
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