Happy St. Paddy's Day!
03-17-2010, 12:02 PM
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Happy St. Paddy's Day!
Sean O'Reilly was sitting at the bar at Houlihan's Pub one evening. He hoisted his pint of Guinness and said "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" For that the bartender awarded him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!. He went home and told his wife "Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night for a toast about ye." Mary said "Aye, did ye now, and what woulkd that be? Sean said "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." Mary replied "Oh, that is very nice indeed, Sean." The next day, Mary was in town shopping and ran into one of John's drinking buddies, Shamus ncgilicuddy, on the street corner. Shamus chuckled leeringly and said "Mary, Sean won top prize last night at the Houlihan's with a toast about yee." Mary replied "Aye, so I heard. I was a wee bit surprised. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
03-18-2010, 07:00 AM
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Happy St.Patricks Day George...... Guess who decided to finally surface. 
:helloHow are you? Hows the lovely wife?
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03-18-2010, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by DaRKCrow,Mar 18 2010, 08:00 AM
Happy St.Patricks Day George...... Guess who decided to finally surface. :helloHow are you? Hows the lovely wife?
DaRKCrow
"I left sunny cali to become a HIC"