Chris Laurie drives fast/solo in carpool lane
08-01-2008, 09:55 AM
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08-01-2008, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Bert05GPW,Aug 1 2008, 07:15 AM
Finally, that was like pulling teeth. Why was it so hard to admit Christopher Laurie drove like a fool because his daddy paid his tickets? He never suffered any repercussions from driving in the carpool lane or speeding or failing to register his vehicles or driving under the influence, so why not drive like an idiot? Well, the reason you shouldn't is now obvious. Darwin will get you! 
NOW, on to the next mission. Figure out how to marry the widow and plunder some of Greg Laurie's riches. Considering she's pregnant, and probably feeling pretty alone, the company of a nice man to hold and take care of her and her big belly will make it easy. BINGO! Instant riches. I'm betting you could get ownership of the Huntington Beach home, lots of cash from the memorial fund (unless Greg decides to keep that), and maybe weasel a job at the church. If you play your cards right, I bet you could land a job giving sermons on Sunday or running the Harvest Festival. $$$ Cha-ching! This is money in the bank. She's not a bad looking girl either.
Okay Gentlemen, this is the opportunity of a lifetime. Marry into a powerful, wealthy Orange County family. Which one of you is up to the challenge?
NOW, on to the next mission. Figure out how to marry the widow and plunder some of Greg Laurie's riches. Considering she's pregnant, and probably feeling pretty alone, the company of a nice man to hold and take care of her and her big belly will make it easy. BINGO! Instant riches. I'm betting you could get ownership of the Huntington Beach home, lots of cash from the memorial fund (unless Greg decides to keep that), and maybe weasel a job at the church. If you play your cards right, I bet you could land a job giving sermons on Sunday or running the Harvest Festival. $$$ Cha-ching! This is money in the bank. She's not a bad looking girl either.
Okay Gentlemen, this is the opportunity of a lifetime. Marry into a powerful, wealthy Orange County family. Which one of you is up to the challenge?
ok im going to hell for sure...
08-01-2008, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Bert05GPW,Aug 1 2008, 10:55 AM
ok not really im just lazy...
08-01-2008, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by s2keepup,Aug 1 2008, 10:19 AM
just tell her she's pretty.... thats all a pregnant lady needs to hear and i bet ur golden for the prize!
ok im going to hell for sure...
ok im going to hell for sure...
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08-01-2008, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by s2keepup,Aug 1 2008, 11:19 AM
just tell her she's pretty.... thats all a pregnant lady needs to hear and i bet ur golden for the prize!
ok im going to hell for sure...
ok im going to hell for sure...
You will not go to Hell........you just need a visit from
08-01-2008, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by s2keepup,Aug 1 2008, 10:20 AM
im not watching out of protest!
ok not really im just lazy...
ok not really im just lazy...
So tell us, why have you Calvary/Harvest, Chuck/Greg puppets conveniently removed Lonnie Frisbee from your church histories? Think of it this way, Chris Laurie had his demons and so did Lonnie Frisbee; will you remove Chris from history too?
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