Chris Laurie drives fast/solo in carpool lane
07-31-2008, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicotunes,Jul 28 2008, 09:58 AM
Jeez, you think with a wife and kids he'd be less careless 
Any booze involved??
Any booze involved??
No booze, just some "Orange Sunshine".
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08-01-2008, 06:15 AM
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Finally, that was like pulling teeth. Why was it so hard to admit Christopher Laurie drove like a fool because his daddy paid his tickets? He never suffered any repercussions from driving in the carpool lane or speeding or failing to register his vehicles or driving under the influence, so why not drive like an idiot? Well, the reason you shouldn't is now obvious. Darwin will get you! 
NOW, on to the next mission. Figure out how to marry the widow and plunder some of Greg Laurie's riches. Considering she's pregnant, and probably feeling pretty alone, the company of a nice man to hold and take care of her and her big belly will make it easy. BINGO! Instant riches. I'm betting you could get ownership of the Huntington Beach home, lots of cash from the memorial fund (unless Greg decides to keep that), and maybe weasel a job at the church. If you play your cards right, I bet you could land a job giving sermons on Sunday or running the Harvest Festival. $$$ Cha-ching! This is money in the bank. She's not a bad looking girl either.
Okay Gentlemen, this is the opportunity of a lifetime. Marry into a powerful, wealthy Orange County family. Which one of you is up to the challenge?
NOW, on to the next mission. Figure out how to marry the widow and plunder some of Greg Laurie's riches. Considering she's pregnant, and probably feeling pretty alone, the company of a nice man to hold and take care of her and her big belly will make it easy. BINGO! Instant riches. I'm betting you could get ownership of the Huntington Beach home, lots of cash from the memorial fund (unless Greg decides to keep that), and maybe weasel a job at the church. If you play your cards right, I bet you could land a job giving sermons on Sunday or running the Harvest Festival. $$$ Cha-ching! This is money in the bank. She's not a bad looking girl either.
Okay Gentlemen, this is the opportunity of a lifetime. Marry into a powerful, wealthy Orange County family. Which one of you is up to the challenge?
08-01-2008, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Bert05GPW,Aug 1 2008, 07:15 AM
Finally, that was like pulling teeth. Why was it so hard to admit Christopher Laurie drove like a fool because his daddy paid his tickets? He never suffered any repercussions from driving in the carpool lane or speeding or failing to register his vehicles or driving under the influence, so why not drive like an idiot? Well, the reason you shouldn't is now obvious. Darwin will get you!
NOW, on to the next mission. Figure out how to marry the widow and plunder some of Greg Laurie's riches. Considering she's pregnant, and probably feeling pretty alone, the company of a nice man to hold and take care of her and her big belly will make it easy. BINGO! Instant riches. I'm betting you could get ownership of the Huntington Beach home, lots of cash from the memorial fund (unless Greg decides to keep that), and maybe weasel a job at the church. If you play your cards right, I bet you could land a job giving sermons on Sunday or running the Harvest Festival. $$$ Cha-ching! This is money in the bank. She's not a bad looking girl either.
Okay Gentlemen, this is the opportunity of a lifetime. Marry into a powerful, wealthy Orange County family. Which one of you is up to the challenge?
NOW, on to the next mission. Figure out how to marry the widow and plunder some of Greg Laurie's riches. Considering she's pregnant, and probably feeling pretty alone, the company of a nice man to hold and take care of her and her big belly will make it easy. BINGO! Instant riches. I'm betting you could get ownership of the Huntington Beach home, lots of cash from the memorial fund (unless Greg decides to keep that), and maybe weasel a job at the church. If you play your cards right, I bet you could land a job giving sermons on Sunday or running the Harvest Festival. $$$ Cha-ching! This is money in the bank. She's not a bad looking girl either.
Okay Gentlemen, this is the opportunity of a lifetime. Marry into a powerful, wealthy Orange County family. Which one of you is up to the challenge?
08-01-2008, 08:07 AM
#326
Originally Posted by Nicotunes,Aug 1 2008, 07:44 AM
Can I mix audio at the Harvest Festival too?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLoasK-uahE
08-01-2008, 08:34 AM
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From the OCR:
Laurie service at 11 a.m. today now open to the public
Son of famous pastor Greg Laurie died last week in a car crash and will be remembered at a memorial service Friday.
We're still at #3 on Yahoo. Sweetness.
Laurie service at 11 a.m. today now open to the public
Son of famous pastor Greg Laurie died last week in a car crash and will be remembered at a memorial service Friday.
We're still at #3 on Yahoo. Sweetness.
08-01-2008, 08:44 AM
#328
FatBastard on the OCR board wrote this bit:
Greg Laurie and Rick Warren are standing on the 91 freeway one day with a sign that reads "The End is Near! Stop before its too late." They were holding up the sign to each passing car.
All of a sudden Topher Laurie comes screaming by in his Dodge Magnum. A few seconds later they hear screeching tires and a big crash. Rick Warren turns to Greg and says, "Do you think we should just put up a sign that says CalTrans work ahead?"
Greg Laurie and Rick Warren are standing on the 91 freeway one day with a sign that reads "The End is Near! Stop before its too late." They were holding up the sign to each passing car.
All of a sudden Topher Laurie comes screaming by in his Dodge Magnum. A few seconds later they hear screeching tires and a big crash. Rick Warren turns to Greg and says, "Do you think we should just put up a sign that says CalTrans work ahead?"
