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Old 11-26-2010, 02:55 PM
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I wonder why they chose Denver as the location for this fake story..

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Originally Posted by S2000Patrick,Nov 25 2010, 09:06 PM
PERFECT response.
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Originally Posted by s2k_dreams,Nov 24 2010, 12:40 PM
From: http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=2389

DENVER - USA - A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.

Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.

"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder.
This should be the first clue that it's . People are picked randomly. No way an entire volleyball team would be sent through.
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What would happen to the Victoria Secret models when they go thru the airport to get to a show? They all can't take chartered flights..If I was a terrorist I would hide something in that entourage, because you can't request to body scan all of them, it would be too obvious.
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can't you tell by the way it's written that the article is fake.

what publication would even mention "his 'O' face."

laughing my ass off.
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Originally Posted by s2k_dreams,Nov 24 2010, 01:40 PM
From: http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=2389

DENVER - USA - A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.



Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.

"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.

The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual $$$$$$ shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers.

"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.



The TSA head sounds like a racist prick.
i love that video in your sig.
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