Birds Poop on our cars on purpose..
05-06-2005, 01:03 PM
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Birds Poop on our cars on purpose..
Last Saturday I decided to Wash/Clay/Wax the car, got done with the car It was clean like the day i got it. Anyways I decided to drive over to my buddys house which is like 5 mins away. By the time I got there I counted at least 7 different lil shit marks. Its not overspray from one big one, its indvidual ones all the colors of the rainbow.. from the trunk to the windshield to the hood on the rag top.. WTF 
I swear They teamup to shit on the Shiniest moving object...
I swear They teamup to shit on the Shiniest moving object...
05-06-2005, 01:21 PM
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Having it get on the soft top is the worst, cuz then you have to dig it out with your fingernail to get it clean. The other day I parked outside my girlfriends house after freshly washing the car, and when I came out there were about 5 huge 3"x3" crap stains all over the soft top and trunk. Big, nasty, and dark purple. They somehow even managed to get it in the crack between the soft top and glass window.
I swear one of these days I'm going to climb up a tree and take a dump on a bird's nest to get my revenge.
I swear one of these days I'm going to climb up a tree and take a dump on a bird's nest to get my revenge.
05-06-2005, 01:58 PM
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I will Have my Revenge, I will wait for my friends dog to take a shit instead of picking it up in the pooper scooper and throwing it in the trash im gonna leave it in the birds nest near my house. See how they like it... 
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05-08-2005, 12:05 AM
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I think my worst experience was one time when I washed and waxed my car and it was raining so I kept my car inside the garage all day. I didn't go out at all since I wanted it to stay clean. By night time it stopped raining and so I took the car out to go to the gym. When I come out of the gym I see the biggest bird crap on the windshield/hood of my car. It's like, come on!!!! It was night time!!!