Bird took a dump in my car
04-09-2006, 04:15 PM
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Bird took a dump in my car
Well, I was pumping gas with my top down. Didn't notice or hear anything until I got in my car to leave. I see crap all over my center console, a little on my passenger seat, and on the driver visor. That's when my butt starts feeling wet! 
Bird also crapped on my seat, and I didn't even notice as I was getting in. lol. I get home, and the back of my shorts were drenched. Good thing I wasn't in the car when it happened. Otherwise, it would've been all over my head.
Bird also crapped on my seat, and I didn't even notice as I was getting in. lol. I get home, and the back of my shorts were drenched. Good thing I wasn't in the car when it happened. Otherwise, it would've been all over my head.
04-09-2006, 04:59 PM
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Gross! On Friday I made the mistake of parking under a streetlight, and in the course of 15 minutes, birds had pooped 4 times on my car! Two on my new soft top, one down my window and one more down my headlight!
04-09-2006, 11:52 PM
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lol...thats one of my worst nightmares. once i got a raisin sized one on my white tee with the top down. wasnt really noticeable, althought i drove back home to change. daing...taht sucks man! hahaha, i cant stop laughing. u dont know how many times i've thought about that. birds don't seem to crap on the soft top or in my interior for some reason. they always hit the hood and windshield tho. but anyways, that means u have good luck if it ished on u.
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04-10-2006, 01:08 AM
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lol at lest you werent hit by a burrito. old thread when sideways was hit by a burrito with his top down. hope he doesnt mind me posting this thread
https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showt...9929&hl=burrito
https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showt...9929&hl=burrito
04-10-2006, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by geoff2005,Apr 10 2006, 02:08 AM
lol at lest you werent hit by a burrito. old thread when sideways was hit by a burrito with his top down. hope he doesnt mind me posting this thread
https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showt...9929&hl=burrito
https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showt...9929&hl=burrito
I gotta wash my car tonight.
04-10-2006, 08:29 AM
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You know in my industry... it supposely good luck when you get hit by bird crap.
What is my industry: Trash industry.
My drivers and loader operators get belted all the time by bird crap. The best stories are then they hit you in the middle of the head.
And yes I have been hit.
Look at it this way at least it was your car and it can be easily washed off and you can change your shorts. You can make up a good short story. Instead of you crapping in your shorts. You can say a bird crapped on your shorts. HAHAH
What is my industry: Trash industry.
My drivers and loader operators get belted all the time by bird crap. The best stories are then they hit you in the middle of the head.
And yes I have been hit.
Look at it this way at least it was your car and it can be easily washed off and you can change your shorts. You can make up a good short story. Instead of you crapping in your shorts. You can say a bird crapped on your shorts. HAHAH