401-keg plan
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401-keg plan
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock
one year ago, it would
now
be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00
left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of
Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for
the aluminum
recycling price, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is
to drink heavily
and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
one year ago, it would
now
be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00
left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of
Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for
the aluminum
recycling price, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is
to drink heavily
and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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