c'mon that's worthy of front page article isn't it?

"S2K OWNER STREAKS DOWN PAHRUMP - EXPLOITED OVER CAR FORUM"

- Pahrump, on Sat. April 22nd, the owner of a Honda S2000 was spotted naked streaking down the 4 mile course after owners of other S2000s had stolen his clothes. What orginally started as a dare to streak the course became a game of cat & mouse. Members of the other S2Ki community had plotted to steal his clothing, then drive around the course leaving him in heavy persuit. The spectacle was witnessed by many, who than began throwing dollar bills at the nude runner. With further investigation, our staff uncovered the identity as RhinoS2K, who is known to perform lapdances while intoxicated. It is the unanimous consensus of this staff to recommend that he should seek a part time career with the Chip-n-Dales...

 

Yeah, the squirrels............

 

 

"S2KI members rushed out to cover Mr. Rhino when it was discovered that he was missing a vital part of the male anatomy. Short film at 11."







j/k PAULIE!!

 

Must.....remove.....image.....from......brain.

 

now u have gone too far!

 

you don't want to get too "excited" at work now

 

 

 

Seriously... It would crack my lens.