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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.

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When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.

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Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times

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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

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