Quick Silver

You may not know this but many non-living things
have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts
to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't
you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!

Can you think of any others?

illicit

topcat7111

^^ damn i never seen a white gorilla.

racer chick

teheeheehee.. i like number 10

DongTran

I'll show you a white gorilla you'll never forget

doridori_mys2k

AsianQing

Its albino.