1. *Cheese*

Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.


3. *Shoulder*

My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. * Texas *

My boyfren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.


6. *July*

Ju told me ju love me and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken Wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey, harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*

My ugly girlfren fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Bodywash*

I want to go to the club but no bodywash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*

That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

 

lol pretty funny. I like #6, #11, and #14

 

am i supposed to read these with a filipino accent or spanish accent

 

lololol

 

I like #11 & 12

 

haha found this! i thought id share! lol

1. Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT , and DETAIL in a sentence.

*DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE. DEFEAT first DETAIL last

2.Use PERSUADING in a sentence.
*
john and mary got married on June 1, 1992 so on June 1, 1993, they are going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary

3.Use DEVASTATION in a sentence.

*I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION every morning.

4.Use PAMPERS (diaper brand) and PAPERS in one sentence.

*At the gasoline station, I asked the attendant, "Do I PAMPERS or do I PAPERS?"

5.Use PENIS in a sentence.

*Before you go out, penis your homework.

6.Use DIFFERENCE and DIFFERENCES in one sentence.

*If the royal family has a baby boy, he is called DIFFERENCE; if they have a baby girl, she is called DIFFERENCES

7.Use DEFICIT in a sentence.

*Before going into the pool, I always check how DEFICIT

8.Use MASTURBATION in a sentence.

*Hoy! Finish your food, there