Why I fired my Secretary.
05-04-2007, 09:38 PM
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Why I fired my Secretary.
Why I fired my Secretary.
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Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and
possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought...Well,
that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday!"
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!"
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quite bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?"
I responded,
"I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment;
it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
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Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and
possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought...Well,
that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday!"
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!"
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quite bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?"
I responded,
"I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment;
it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
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05-05-2007, 02:22 PM
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nah, it's a joke
i heard that before, but the end was a bit different... the secretary said something like "wait here, i'll be right back, i have a birthday surprise" or something like that...
i dunno
good joke all the same
i heard that before, but the end was a bit different... the secretary said something like "wait here, i'll be right back, i have a birthday surprise" or something like that...
i dunno
good joke all the same
