WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
10-22-2009, 10:43 PM
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh!t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, you don't know Jack sh!t? Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack sh!t is the only son of Awe Sh!t who mar...ried O Sh!t, the owners of Knee Deep N Sh!t Inc. In turn Jack Sh!t married Noe Sh!t. The couple had 6 children: Holie Sh!t, Giva Sh!t, Fulla Sh!t, Bull Sh!t, and the twins Deep Sh!t and Dip Sh!t. Deep sh!t married Dumb Sh!t, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Sh!t got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Sh!t Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Sh!t married Lota Sh!t and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Sh!t. Fulla Sh!t n Give Sh!t married the Happens brothers n had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Sh!t-Happens wedding. Bull Sh!t traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride Pisa Sh!t. So now from now on, no one can tell you that u don't know Sh!t!
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers
in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.
NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
lmao
original version
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers
in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.
NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
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10-24-2009, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by JayJones,Oct 23 2009, 11:20 PM
theres a flash video of that somewhere
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