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Old 01-11-2002, 07:58 AM
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Someone thieved my antenna. It was parked all day in my company's parking garage, top down. I came out after work, and the antenna was missing. They could have peed in my car, scratched it up, painted it yellow, or committed any other horrible act of vandalism. But no, they just made off with the antenna. Neither a fingerprint nor a tell-tale pubic hair were left on it.

Luckily antennas are cheap. What would someone want with my cheapo antenna?

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Old 01-11-2002, 08:07 AM
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I heard (no I haven't tried it), that it makes a great anal probe .


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Old 01-11-2002, 08:09 AM
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You know, Rob, I don't even know what to say to that.

On a different note, are you coming to Wendy's today? You know you want to.

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Do they sell protien shakes at Wendys??? Ah.. I guess I'll be there, even if they don't serve up a nice frosty protien shake...

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Rob, you're just plain out weirding me out now. Have you been watching that German gay-dog and midget porn again? You know how it makes you.

To think this thread was about my poor antenna, which is probably going to be subjected to being taped to some Civic with a four-foot-high spoiler and only one windshield wiper.

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Yes, and on that note... I think you should get the chrome antenna as a replacement. No one would ever want to steal that, would they?

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by chroot
[B]Someone thieved my antenna.
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The thief was most likely a scum sucking, mush for brains pecker head who took it for his late model VW. They fit perfectly on those cars with the "deelie bopper" antennaes sticking out it's top side. You can thread lok your replacement but that'll just piss off the next numb nuts and he'll just kick your car in anger.
ps. I have the RM racing billet antennae.
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a bit short and thin for an anal probe......perhaps a dilator for a man-size foley....
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Triple-H,

*bow* I love the yellow, too, actually. Sometimes I wish I had a yellow one, but then I look at Rob and Kelvin and remember that I really don't. *grin* Congrats on your upcoming spa yellow! You'll love it.

xviper,

Well, you have to have pity on those poor VW owners. If having my $14 antenna makes them feel better about having their $14 VW, I suppose it's ok.

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