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Old 06-09-2008, 04:20 PM
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When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was
burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide-screen plasma TV,
his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.

What they did take, however,was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's at least the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked
similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd
hit the big time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV
cameras and pleaded with the burglars, 'Please return the
cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug
dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes
remained. taped to the box was this note which said,
'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we
snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.'
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HOly shit... Grayish white powders looked like HIGH grade? Yeah right, these guys were drug noobs. Didn't they notice the bone particles in there?
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OMG that's funny.... poor HOOCHIE hahahaha
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F&*^ Hoochie, poor Gertrude and Nathan.

I wonder how their noses felt after snorting human remains
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HAHA WTF
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wtf
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wth
it was a myth. but still funny as hell though.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp

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Good ol' Florida, the land without CARB...
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hahhhahaah Ken good find LMAO.
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